Matchup 1: Caught Cooking vs Bilabial Stops The league’s newest squad enters with intensity, urgency, and a loaded roster ready to serve. But you can’t have too many cooks in the kitchen when it comes to facing the Stops. Rogers and company return hungrier than ever, ready to eat that chip on their shoulder. 🧑‍🍳

Matchup 2: Chicken ’n’ Wiffles vs Swingdome That sounds like one tasty matchup! Batter up baby! 🍗

Matchup 3: Wiffle House vs West Coast Washout The reigning champs begin their title defense against West Coast. With their new faces showing promise last year, WCW might be the ones raining on Wiffle House’s championship parade. 🌧️

Strikeouts, hit totals, and a few prop bets! Is it legal? We didn’t talk to a lawyer about it, so we wouldn’t know. The league does not condone any form of gambling… but if we did, we suggest taking the over on total beers for Liam McFeely! 🍻